I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
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I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
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Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
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How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
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Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
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When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
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A lot of martial artists suffer from dyslexia, and end up as box kickers.
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My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
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I don’t mind lazy people. They speak my languid. So I am sloth to criticize.
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Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.