Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
Pun of the Day
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Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
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I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
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The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
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My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
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Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
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My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he’s like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.
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Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
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House painting is very traditional, and its conventions well-coatified.
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Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.