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Pun of the Day

03/12/2024 · No comments

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/07/2024 · 2 comments

Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you’re cookie, but donut listen.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags baked goods, food and drink, random 2 Comments
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/03/2024 · No comments

Global massage-taking population is made up of the haves and the have-knots.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/01/2024 · No comments

I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/29/2024 · No comments

When it comes to boredom, I intend to go out in a blaisé of glory.

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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/27/2024 · No comments

For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.

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Pun of the Day

02/23/2024 · No comments

Don’t be a Screwage – share your fasteners.

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/23/2024 · No comments

How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/14/2024 · 1 comment

Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/06/2024 · No comments

Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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