Dangerous sneezes occur unpredictably. To insure against them, consult an atchoo-ary.
Pun of the Day
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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
Pun of the Day
How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
Pun of the Day
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.
Pun of the Day
My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
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When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
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Poor typists are rather un qwerty nated.
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Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.
Pun of the Day
Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.