I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
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Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
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I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
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If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.
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My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
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People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.
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I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
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The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.