I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
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Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
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Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.
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Don’t knock lazy people. They are the most into-resting.
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Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
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Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.
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Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
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Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
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The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”