During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
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During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
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My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
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Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
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In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
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When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
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Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
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Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
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Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
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Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.