Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
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Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
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Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
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Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
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Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
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If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
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Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
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Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
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Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
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WHO’S YO RATTY?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.