Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
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Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
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After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
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When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
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When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
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My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
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Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
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I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.