Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
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The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
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Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
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Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
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NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
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The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
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Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.