The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
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Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
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The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
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If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
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Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
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Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
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Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
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Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
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NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.