The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
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Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
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All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
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Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
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Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
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What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch? A big game punter.
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Are Rolaids banned in the Paralympics?
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Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.