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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for two sisters entering their first 5k obstacle. Both stay at home moms (29 and 33). ~Debbie
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
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The man who could sit for hours in the steam room, outlasting all others, was crowned swelter wait champion of the world. A real tough saunafabitch.
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The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
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The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.
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There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
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Why are there so many cigarette ads at auto races?
Because the tobacco companies will profit from car-synergic events.
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The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.