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FROZEN ASSETS

01/05/2011 No comments
Dear Pun Gents, need a curling team name for work; a funspiel team, 4 women working in payroll department ~Wendy, Victoria, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Play Rocks & Pay Roll
  2. T-4-Ladies
  3. Board-Brooms (Broad-Brooms?)
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)

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OLD FOLKS ROAM

02/02/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

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40 LOVE-MADS

01/27/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH

01/26/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He’s had another stroke.
  2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
  3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
  4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
  5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
  6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
  7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

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(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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TRIPLE TEAM

01/24/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Guys, Six Balls
  2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
  3. Slam Allelekum
  4. Dunkin Go Nuts
  5. The Three Pointer Sisters
  6. The Trouble with Triples
  7. Threedom Train

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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)