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Dear Pun Gents, we have a team of 1 guy and 3 girls in the Lexington 5K Urbanathlon. Need something clever and funny – know you can help! ~Nick, Lexington, SC
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a roller derby name. Something to do with toxicology and drugs. ~Gail, Perth, Scotland
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny team name for my field hockey team (indoor) for our tournament. Can you find something that will reference field hockey? Thanks. ~Sara, Regina, SK
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA
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Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k. Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.” It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX
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Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS
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Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny team name for a girls intramural softball team at my college. All of the girls are music majors or minors. Needs to be clean. ~Kassie, Brownwood, TX
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Dear Pun Gents, two other ladies and I are running a marathon relay and we need a punny team name, possibly incorporating our love for imbibing, running, and/or how not fast we are. Thanks! ~Erika, Seattle, WA
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Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants. Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC
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