Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
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sports
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How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
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I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
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First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
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Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
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The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
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Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
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Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
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Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
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NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!