Pun of the Day

01/04/2025 No comments

My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/13/2024 No comments

Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/31/2024 No comments

Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)