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07/06/2019 1 comment

I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.

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PIE IN THE SKY

05/12/2015 No comments

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE

02/17/2011 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
  2. There a Pears to be a Connection…
  3. Appled Science
  4. Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
  5. Peach de Resistance
  6. A Theory with many Applecations
  7. A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit
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Themed Puns

Tree Puns

01/08/2005

Tree puns are very poplar.

Hear about the superhero, ‘Wood-Man’? He had an alder ego – known as Spruce Wayne.

Which tree reproduces lustily? Cedar.

Does the captain of a wooden canoe take the elm?

Fir trees are always warm.

NED: My Asian friend and his midget sidekick also love trees…
ED: Who’s that – Wee Ping and Will Lo?

What did the vegetarian order at McDonald’s? SuMac.

Don’t climb a redwood – that counts as high treesin’.

Do embarrassed trees turn a shade of oakre?

“Tree bien! Unbeleafable!”

The jury in the deforestation case was sequoiastered.

The man who threw a Cabbage Patch toy at the spruce was accused of idolatry.

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