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Pun of the Day

02/13/2026 · No comments

Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/21/2026 · No comments

How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?

He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/13/2026 · No comments

Do watch repairmen work over time?

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2025 · 1 comment

Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, death, the workplace, trains, transportation 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/27/2025 · No comments

When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/15/2025 · No comments

To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.

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Pun of the Day

07/26/2025 · No comments

Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/24/2025 · No comments

If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.

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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/03/2025 · No comments

There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.

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(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/15/2025 · 3 comments

I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags food and drink, the workplace 3 Comments
(13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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