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Pun of the Day

03/14/2025 · No comments

When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/21/2025 · No comments

So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/10/2025 · No comments

Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.

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(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/11/2024 · No comments

A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/25/2024 · 1 comment

The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, consumer goods, factories, the workplace 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/14/2024 · No comments

What did the out-of-work doctor say?

“Patients is a virtue!”

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/07/2024 · No comments

To really spice up your resume, include extra-curryculars.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/23/2024 · No comments

If you’re at work and the shit hits the fan, the first thing to do is look for your pooper-visor.

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Pun of the Day

09/01/2024 · No comments

My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/09/2024 · 1 comment

If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bosses, money, racism, social justice, the workplace 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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