The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Pun of the Day
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
Pun of the Day
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
Pun of the Day
The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
Pun of the Day
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Pun of the Day
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.
Pun of the Day
Clark Kent takes direction from his hat. Because, you know, it’s his Super visor.
Pun of the Day
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Pun of the Day
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.