I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
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When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
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Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.
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Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
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I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.
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Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
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Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
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NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!