I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
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What do you call crappy French clothing?
A zut suit!
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The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
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The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
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Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
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Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
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Some noises just happen onomatically.
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In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?