It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
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The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
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Oprah is an O-cult figure.
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There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
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Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
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Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
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Unlike the Titanic, the new iOS software has rendered all my devices unsyncable.
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They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
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Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
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Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.