Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
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A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
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Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
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In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
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When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
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Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
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After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
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Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.