SUVenirs
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
Pun of the Day
Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
Pun of the Day
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
Pun of the Day
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
Pun of the Day
Arsonists are blazey people.
Pun of the Day
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
Pun of the Day
I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.
Pun of the Day
When I vehemently dislike something I can’t breathe. It’s like anathema attack.