A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.
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I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
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I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
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When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
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It doesn’t add up, but summer is already here.
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What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
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What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
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Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
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Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
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Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!