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Pun of the Day

07/10/2025 · No comments

Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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07/10/2025 · No comments

It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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07/09/2025 · No comments

I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/09/2025 · 1 comment

If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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07/09/2025 · No comments

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/08/2025 · No comments

Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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07/08/2025 · No comments

Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?

Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!

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07/08/2025 · 1 comment

Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?

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Pun of the Day

07/07/2025 · 1 comment

To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/07/2025 · No comments

Why is the Maytag man so lonely?

His wife is fridged.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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