The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
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The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
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Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
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My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
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It may take 144 puns, but our humour really gross on you.
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Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
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Pat and Rhain sometimes get desperate. Whenever they make puns about ungulate hoof-cleaners, for example, it’s time for a gnu toe-pick.
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Hungry dogs act quite cur-munchin’-ly.
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The Scandinavian cook went to the store and brought some Stockholm to Sweden the pot.
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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
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China promised human rights would be respected by the arrival of the 2008 Olympics—but it appears to be a classic Beijing switch manoeuvre. O, the Hunanity!