Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
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Does Atlantis exist? No, that is a false city.
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Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
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People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
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Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
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The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
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Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.