Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
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My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent.
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Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?
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NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
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Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?
Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)
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I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition!
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A public toilet, aka an IP address.
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Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.
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In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“