Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
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When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
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The situation in Egypt is totally MUBAR.
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Ridley Scott couldn’t sell the set from his 1979 movie because there was a lien on it.
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Was Helen Keller born without hearing? Deaf innately not.
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When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
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The loan shark quoted a ridiculously extortionate rate. I said, ‘are usurious?
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Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
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I want to start eating more cereal, but I don’t know if I’m Shreddie.