Is rapper 50 Cent completely crazy, or only half loonie?
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The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
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Anyone who can’t make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
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The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
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Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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What’s a hemophiliac’s dream? To win the clottery.
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When they are born, wee bulls wobble.
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Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
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I picked up chicken pox at a shingles bar.
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To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.