If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
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If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
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I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.
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Licorice has anise flavour.
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Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
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Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
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Why do people who have bad reactions to milk not put up with amputees?
Because they are lack-toes intolerant!
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I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
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If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.