Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
Pun of the Day
Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
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Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
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Horror movies make me screamish.
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By definition, mimingĀ is not aloud.
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There are so many to pick from, but what was Charlie Chaplin’s clowning achievement?
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In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
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Maple syrup: What sap with that?
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You always get a lot of choice in Andorra.
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The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.