Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
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As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
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When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
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I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
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I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.
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NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
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As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.
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Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
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Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?