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Pun of the Day

11/20/2024

Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anthropology, epic fail, geology, paleontology, science
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/20/2024 · No comments

As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags alcohol, doctors, drunkenness, hiphop, kanye west, medicine, rap Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/19/2024 · No comments

When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/19/2024 · No comments

I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, bears, cows, genetic experiments Leave a comment
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11/19/2024 · No comments

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/18/2024 · No comments

NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!

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Pun of the Day

11/18/2024

That's not Spiderman, it's Cedar Parker

Categories Pun of the Day Tags memes, spiderman, superheroes
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/18/2024 · No comments

As an established consumer product, chewing gum is trident true.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/17/2024 · No comments

Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.

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Pun of the Day

11/17/2024 · No comments

Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags academia, fashion, social media, twitter Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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