I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
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Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
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I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
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NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
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Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
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I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
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Thomas Hardy was a futurist. He wrote Tesla of the Ubervilles.
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NED: You know, I’m friends with some of the fattest people alive.
ED: Well, bless your good fourchin!
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My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“