Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
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Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
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The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
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Life is like hunting. There are no easy antlers.
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Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
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Many missile aneus parts are required to launch a rocket up your butt.
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Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
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Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
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That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.