There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
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Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
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Why aren’t totem poles portable?
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Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
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Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
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If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
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I want to sell my ears. Somebody offered me aural for them, but I won’t take any lobal offers. I’m gonna play the cartilage I was dealt. I gotta drum up some cash. The deal’s gonna be done tinnitus. Ring it through: I bid my ears, ‘audios‘.
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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
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Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.