Dictionary sales are languaging.
Pun of the Day
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When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Pun of the Day
What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
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William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
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The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.
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Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
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The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
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Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
Pun of the Day
My socialist friend thinks that hiring non-union labour to build a partition is indie fence-able.