The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
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Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
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NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
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The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
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There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.
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Superman broke out of Alcatraz. It’s the Great S cape.
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During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
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There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
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Giving up beef is an important part of a low-coworie diet.