If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
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When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
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Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
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Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
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Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
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I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
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My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
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Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
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How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.
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People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.