The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
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What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
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You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
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So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
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Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
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If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
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Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
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I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
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After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
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I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.