What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
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What should you eat if you have trouble distinguishing a woman’s breasts? Parsnips.
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Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
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How do you open a champagne bottle?
Brut force.
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In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
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Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
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Did Snoop Dogg admire Mussolini? Fascizzum.
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Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.