Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
Pun of the Day
I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
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Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
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I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.
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In times Roman, if a child was not brought to the baptismal font, all helvetica broke loose.
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The Brita-ish love filtered water.
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I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
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I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.
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I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
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Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.