Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
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The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
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Lichen will only grow on a tree if it achieves a critical moss.
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Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
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The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
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Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
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I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
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Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
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I heard they’ll elect a new strongman in North Korea by the end of the weak.
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The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.