Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
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Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
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The study of puns: agroanomy.
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Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
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Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.
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Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
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I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
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Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
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Global massage-taking population is made up of the haves and the have-knots.
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After Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger’s writing career stayed in a Holden pattern. And he would never field any cauls.