The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
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Little known fact: Chewbacca was played in the movies by Bigfoot; he was a Yeti knight. (I read this on Wookiepedia.)
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Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
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The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
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Driving your car off a cliff is one way to achieve better mile ledge.
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I wanted to be an organ donor, but the doctors never de-livered.
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I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
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Wayne Gretzky puns are hokey. I’m so tired of that schtick. It’s always the same pucking thing. No more Mr Ice Guy!
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Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
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Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.