Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.
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When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
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I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
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Are bulimics all bile lingual?
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My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
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History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
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When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked “What sum adder with you?”
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There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
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If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.