I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
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I check for gonad cancer by feeling my teste size.
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A turtle: when your stool has a thick outer casing.
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Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
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My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“
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Those who take the Old Testament literally tend to have a Moab mentality.
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Some freshwater fish have a muskie odour.
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Don’t be a Screwage – share your fasteners.
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How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
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There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.